Dear Yahoo!,

dankickedphilsstickz:

We know you bought Tumblr, we know there is nothing we can do about it now, but we only request one thing. 

Please, PLEASE do NOT ALLOW FUCKING CHILDREN ON THIS WEBSITE DO NOT MAKE IT FAMILY FRIENDLY, OKAY? THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE WE CAN SHIP AND READ ALL THE GAY SMUT WITHOUT FEELING BAD OR GUILTY AND NOT TO MENTION, THE ONLY PLACE WE DO NOT  GET JUDGED BY IT. PLEASE DON’T MAKE IT FAMILY FRIENDLY.

Thank you, that is all we ask for

posted 20 May 2013 with 13244 notes
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you guys my laptop is sexually attracted to other male laptops.. 

posted 20 May 2013 with 1 notes

bondoge:

how is this shitty ass website worth 1.1 billion dollars

Lol

posted 19 May 2013 with 1456 notes
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nippled:

annoying online and irl

posted 19 May 2013 with 7462 notes
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mollywhoaftw:

crowleys-angel:

crayolaxmonster:

tayvengeance:

4rcticmonkey:

Sometimes i talk in song lyrics and my friends don’t even notice

sometimes I talk in Mean Girls quotes and no one notices

Sometimes I talk and nobody notices 

At first it was funny but then it got kind of sad

Just like my social life

posted 19 May 2013 with 310807 notes
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themisadventuresofmaddy:

do you ever feel like you’re just sort of 

there

like all your friends go out and do things and get into relationships and like people that like them back and have fun and do stupid things with their best friends and instead of doing all that you’re just sort of this mildly entertaining thing that people take an interest in once in a while but they wouldn’t really care if it was gone

like you just sort of exist but you don’t really mean anything

Yes

posted 19 May 2013 with 190138 notes
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t4mpons:

what is this from please message me and ill follow you and kiss you💖

posted 19 May 2013 with 17795 notes
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vivalaausten:

greydelisle:

The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last pumpkin muffin….so I ordered it.

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I don’t even like muffins and id do it to piss him off lol

posted 19 May 2013 with 138644 notes
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gay guy:  *cough*
white girl:  OMG UR SO SASSY!!!!!!!
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someonelikeagayman:

Im so done with this world.

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